Ticklers

Hmmmm... Oo nga naman... ;-)

- Save water. Shower with your boyfriend. (sHenGGie: why not? ahihihi)
- The wise never marry. And when they marry, they become otherwise.
- If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. What more can I say?
- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? (sHenGGie: proof that this world we live in is full of conflicts, tsk tsk tsk ;-b)
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. (sHenGGie: korek!)
- One should love animals. They are so tasty. (sHenGGie loves meat.. all kinds =B)
- Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
- Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. (sHenGGie: oh nooo! ;-P)
- Your future depends on your dreams. So, go to sleep.
- Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?! (sHenGGie: i'm too young to die! =B)
- Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! (sHenGGie: oh! yes)
- When two's company, three's the result!
- A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
- The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So...why learn? (sHenGGie: may point sya, heheh)